Neighbors

One Year Ago

A recap of our 2007 road trip through Nevada. 

Day One (Wed, 27 Jun) (Reno Extended Stay)

Afternoon arrival (Hooray!)
Turtles, titty bar expeditionary visit, gift exchange
my 2 pair of beautiful earrings, really cool wine
glass/ coffee cup combo, really neat sin t-shirt, cant
wait to wear. Books, CD; Mike's necklace, Magic 8 ball, books, knife, doo rag
Spaghetti dinner. Very fabulous...it's a first that
a man I was well...ahem sleeping with went to the
trouble of cooking me a nice dinner..pie!
Bowling...but I can't seem to remember who won all
three games. Kelly, care to comment?? Well Mike
"won" all 3 games. But I suspected he might be a sore
loser..umm so I was a good loser, in case he
threatened to "hold out on the goodies" because his
fragile 48/52 manhood was insulted. Boy, that was the
BEST decision I ever made. So when I really kick his
beautiful muscular ass in Russia..well it won't
matter, he'll still give "sugar britches" her desire,
if only out of boredom.

Day Two (Thurs, 28 Jun) (Reno Extended Stay)

Three Words: WHITE TRASH THURSDAY!!
Pancakes and sausage for breakfast PECAN PANCAKES,
THANX LOVER
Tattoo
Pool/ Shiner!
PF Chang's/ Kellys first pomigranate martini
Tittie Bar!!!!!My first boobie grab/lap dance,
getting off on watching my boyfriend get off!! hahaha

Day Three (Fri, 29 Jun) (Camping at Wet Snatch...I mean Rye Patch Reservoir)

Stir-fry for breakfast
On the road to Lovelock
LOVELOCK CAVE
Time by the river
Walk to the lake
SHOWERING IN THE "HANDICAPPED" HOT SHOWER
Hot links for dinner

Day Four (Sat, 30 Jun) (Camping at Birch Creek Canyon)

Pancakes for breakfast PECAN PANCAKES!
Scenic drive south to 50
Creek bathing
Austin Cemetery
Meatball sandwiches for dinner NO BLUE MOON FOR
US..BUT A STELLAR NIGHT NONE THE LESS, BRUISES TO SHOW
FOR IT

Day Five (Sun, 1 Jul) (Stevenson's Holliday Inn, Kings Beach, CA)  

SEA MONKEYS
bacon and eggs at the diner in Austin
Reliving Kelly's prior treks across the NV
wilderness. THANK YOU FOR NOT LOOKING TOO BORED
PETROGLYPH WALK - A beautiful valley view
Ylang Ylang massage
Brown strappy one-piece swimsuit
Mike eating potato chips
Pizza and garlic chips for dinner
First official moon sighting, above Lake Tahoe
A little gambling
As I recall (although you know my memory) someone said
that night was the "best" he has ever had!

Day Six (Mon, 2 Jul) (Reno Airport Best Western)

Laying on Tahoe Beach
Lounging by pool - Kelly in her laser cut Bikini...three words:  ooh la la!
Played some Pool
Pedicures
Dinner at Rapscallions
Listened to some Blues
DANCED WITH I-PODS ON "DON'T LET ME DOWN" BY THE
STEREOPHONICS.

Departure (Tue, 3 Jul) (Separate Beds)

Boo!

Dinner Plans

I still love this one, originally sent sometime in March 2007:

for when I come to visit your Lovelock, NV chateau.

I'm sure there are no decent grocery stores there...so
here's what I'll bring:

a) 3 steaks (I like ribeyes)
b) 4 potatos (for baking...sometimes one tastes so
good, you need to eat two.)
c) Salad (in a bag)
d) Tomato (to add to salad)
e) Cucumber (ditto)
f) Precisely two Polygamy Ales (don't want anyone
getting tipsy)
g) bag of flour (for grandma's secret roll recipe)
h) bag of sugar (ditto)
i) yeast (ditto)
j) pound of butter (ditto...but not the whole pound)
k) eggs (ditto...and for breakfast...along with the
extra steak)
l) can of corn (not creamed...on the cob gets stuck in
teeth)
m) broccoli (for steaming)
n) Montreal Steak seasoning pepper stuff

Here's what you need to have on hand:

a) dishes, silverware, napkins, etc.
b) a barbecue grill with gas/charcoal whatever
c) a way to light said grill
d) a bottle opener (yeah right...Kelly without a
bottle opener)
e) pots and pans:  to include a good pan to bake the
rolls in...preferably two (the recipe makes a lot)
f) sour cream (blech!) if you like it on your potato
g) salad dressing (I like italian)
h) OJ for breakfast
i) coffee (if that's important to you...I'm mormon
remember?)

The rolls will take a while to prepare...we can chit
chat...you can regale me with tales of your latest
adventures...I'll listen with rapt attention...while
making rolls (you want to eat don't you?). 

I will cook dinner...you will refrain from
helping...other than to tell me where you keep your
stuff.

Dinner will be great...you'll love it.

I will clean up all the mess.  Do all the dishes...you
will not lift a finger.

We'll go for a walk into the desert, to work off the
dinner...hold hands...maybe even smooch a little.
We'll watch the sun go down and the moon come up.

I'll take you back to your house and put you to bed.

In the morning, you'll wake up to the smells of
breakfast...steak, eggs and toast or rolls or
something.  (Or if you have a waffle iron...I make
pretty mean waffles...add milk and baking powder to
your list...and maple syrup...and bacon...they go best
with bacon.)  I can bring it to you in bed if you
like.  I don't know how to make coffee though...so if
you need that in the morning you better have one of
those fancy machines that have a timer you can set
the night before.

I'll clean up the breakfast mess.  You can
relax...read a book or something.

I'll stay as long as you like...but leave before the
thought ever hits you "God I wish he'd fucking leave
already!" 

I'll call you a few months later to arrange a time to
come back just as you're thinking "I wish that
handsome stranger would come back...I need a good
motherfucking meal."