Can I Call You?

Can I call you this coming Saturday?
I miss your sweet, compliant voice
I need my lover in the worst way
to fuck in the position of her choice

Can I see you in June in Modesto?
I'll ride across Nevada by bike
I don't want to be a big pesto
(but I am still your boyfriend named Mike)

How about Izhevsk airport this July?
For 20 minutes of platonic talk
I'll want to kiss you so much I might die
with parts of me hard as a rock

Will you come to Indy this September?
We'll stay in a trailer in the woods
A week, maybe more together?
We'll have fun and the sex will be gooooood.

My girlfriend is so smart, cute and awesome
When we're apart it is torture divine
We've had tons of waiting and then some
Yet I'm so goddammed happy she's mine.